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How To Be A Better Person: Part 1068B

I've just purchased a 100ml bottle of Bond no.9 Bleecker Street eau de parfum.  Clearly this is the way forward towards becoming a better and more complete person, yes?
I also bought 50mls of Chelsea Flowers in case it doesn't work.  It's best to make sure.  To cover all possible aspects.

Now all I need is a teal cardigan, a new kind of shampoo, and a sudden and total understanding (and acceptance) of basic human behaviour and I'm good to go.

And new books.  I always need more books.

Oooh, maybe some Creme de la Mer The Concentrate too.  That might make me look healthy.  That would surely fool them.

Oh, and a good nights' sleep.  And it doesn't count if it's induced by zopiclone and/or diazepam.  It has to be natural sleep; regular peoples' sleep.

Bugger.  I suppose the Bond no.9 scents will have to be good enough.

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