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I have a migraine. It must be Wednesday.

That bastard has ruined the vein in my right arm, which had previously been praised by vampire nurses city-wide as being "visible" and "excellent."
He stabbed me six times and still didn't get anything.  Afterward he told me he's only had hands-and-feet training.
I have to go back on Monday.  Bother.  I'd been looking forward to finding out if I had any new deficiencies to add to my list, which so far reads:
  • calcium deficiency
  • protein deficiency
  • social deficiency *
*Has not in actual fact been diagnosed by a proper scientific blood test.

I've sent my sumatriptan, codeine, and tramadol superheroes down my throat to do their work for the community that is me, but I don't know if they will because I failed to dress them in festive lycra capes.

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glass_visage
Oct. 24th, 2007 06:28 pm (UTC)
No Lycra? You're pretty screwed then. It will be like swallowing smarties.
halation
Oct. 24th, 2007 06:50 pm (UTC)
good morning.

i'm imagining festive lycra capes working their way down one's throat, and it's not pretty. i'm glad you sent the superheroes down sans capes. but there's always next time.
dianarchy
Oct. 27th, 2007 03:52 pm (UTC)
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
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