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Another 24 hours, another 5287.5mg.

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glass_visage
Sep. 18th, 2007 05:36 pm (UTC)
Yes, someone is bored out of their tiny little mind ;P

Are they ant eggs? Did you steal their larva and create letters with them before the ants swarmed you en-masse, to retrieve their lost young? And in a fit of anger at them disturbing your amazing "yo" word, you blowtorched them all, so they are now candy-fied on the top of your work surface?
a_facsimile
Sep. 18th, 2007 08:22 pm (UTC)
At least I don't have an abnormally large head.

See, I know that reads as though I'm implying that YOU do (you don't), but all I'm really trying to say is that you've got to look on the bright side of things. I'm glad that my tiny mind doesn't hinder me from finding a good fit in hats.

I wish ants would start laying eggs containing my prescriptions. Loads more convenient than constantly going to the chemist.
glass_visage
Sep. 18th, 2007 08:47 pm (UTC)
My head is dib-sized! IT CONTAINS THE WHOLE WORLD!

KIDS SCREAM "HE HAS THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HEAD" before it falls ontop of them and crushes their pathetic meat-filled bodies.

Chemists love you, you keep them in business.
a_facsimile
Sep. 19th, 2007 09:27 am (UTC)
The ginger one doesn't love me. She visibly flinches every time I turn up. Usually she hides when I ring ahead of time that I'm coming.

This is, of course, due to an, ermmm, outburst my dear darling husband was forced to have one sorrowful day.
elmario
Sep. 19th, 2007 12:29 am (UTC)
wanker.
a_facsimile
Sep. 19th, 2007 09:27 am (UTC)
Git.
halation
Sep. 19th, 2007 01:37 am (UTC)
YO yrself, wonderwoman.

;-)
a_facsimile
Sep. 19th, 2007 09:22 am (UTC)
You know how I feel about spandex.
halation
Sep. 20th, 2007 05:43 pm (UTC)
i fear there may be spandex in my exercise skirt. how do you feel about that? i'll check when i take them off.
a_facsimile
Sep. 21st, 2007 03:20 pm (UTC)
I won't know how I feel about it until I know for sure.
dianarchy
Sep. 19th, 2007 06:23 am (UTC)
What is that? AND
HOW THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!
a_facsimile
Sep. 19th, 2007 09:23 am (UTC)
It is a salutation written in prescription drugs, of course!

And I have been progressively and slightly worse than I always am, I'm sorry to report.

HOW THE HELL HAVE YOOOOOOOU BEEN?

And I like that dog. Who is he?
dianarchy
Sep. 20th, 2007 03:52 am (UTC)
I've been okay, mostly. What is wrong now? I hope nothing serious...

The dog is my sisters. His name is Moab. Yeah, weird name.
a_facsimile
Sep. 21st, 2007 03:19 pm (UTC)
What's been keeping you from being completely okay?

Moab. How do you pronounce that?

The same things that were wrong before, unbelievably enough, along with additional things that have been brought on by them. Fun!
dianarchy
Sep. 19th, 2007 06:24 am (UTC)
Oh, they're pills. What kinds?
a_facsimile
Sep. 19th, 2007 09:25 am (UTC)
They are: 8 Solpadol, 1 Tramadol XR, 4 Diazepam, 6 Gabapentin, 1 Zopiclone, 2 Cipramil, 6 Ritalin.

I even worked out the maths right down to the exact milligram. I was very proud of that.
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